Oops! Jaret did the big stupid while coding this page, because he literally picked up html twenty minutes ago, and the requested page was not found. Additional causes of your error include an intent to update this page at a later date, the hubris required to believe that this blog will run long enough to complete that task, and the interference of the mysterious extralegal entity known as The Syndicate. Stay tuned.
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